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Why Douglass Perry is wrong, Wrong, WRONG on 5th Set Tiebreakers

June 27, 2010

Dear Doug, I’d heard there were people like you out there, people making the argument that Wimbledon should do away with the “play until it’s settled”, no-tiebreaker 5th set (just like the French Open, and the Australian Open), so I Googled around a bit and found your article, “Wimbledon: John Isner, Nicolas Mahut and...
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Isner vs. Mahut: The Aggressive Margin

June 25, 2010

You guys remember the “Aggressive Margin“,  yes?  Well  like you, I was curious to apply it to the Isner/Mahut match, to see what it looked like.  Here it is: Longest Match Ever Played Mahut (FRA) Isner (USA) 1st Serve % 328 of 489 = 67 % 361 of 491 = 74 % Aces 103...
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Isner vs. Mahut: “Quite Remarkable”

June 24, 2010
Isner vs. Mahut: “Quite Remarkable”

“Quite Remarkable”.  That’s what one of the commentators said during the 3rd and final phase of the EPIC match between John Isner and Nicolas Mahut. “Quite Remarkable”, eh?  OK, fair enough.  I don’t have any better words to describe it, and neither do you.  Because words – language – is limited, and there...
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Isner vs. Mahut: Part 3

June 24, 2010
Isner vs. Mahut: Part 3

The most incredible tennis match in the history of tennis is probably going to come to an anti-climactic end tomorrow (Thurs, 6/24) on Court #18 at Wimbledon, but that’s no reason not to watch it. The broadcasters and sports-writers covering it ran out of superlatives long before they suspended play (again) today, and eventually...
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I Gots the Madness

March 21, 2010
I Gots the Madness

Editor’s note:  this was supposed to run on Thursday, but we had to upgrade our database, so my apologies for our delay. Hey, kids, it’s March! Time to start the madness! Yeah, that’s about as enthusiastic as you’re going to see me get about March Madness…unless, of course, my team makes it to the...
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March Madness! (aka “The *Other* NCAA March Tournament”)

March 17, 2010
March Madness! (aka “The *Other* NCAA March Tournament”)

Madness indeed. Dear ESPN, I have two words for you: F*#&  you, f*#@ “March Madness”, and f#@$  basketball in general.  And f#$% the horse you rode in on for good measure.  And Peter Cetera too.  Just because. Hi, I’m a fan of college wrestling, and if I seem somewhat bitter about ESPN, as well...
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March Madness Survival Guide

March 17, 2010
March Madness Survival Guide

Here it comes. March Madness.  The Big Dance.  The NCAA basketball tournament.  Doesn’t matter what you call it, for a lot of us it is an unwelcome intrusion into our March television watching schedule.  Those sportscaster types always like to allude to “the agony of defeat.”  Agony?  I’ll show you agony.  Who amongst us...
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The Great American Race: The Daytona 500!

February 11, 2010
The Great American Race: The Daytona 500!

This Sunday, Feb 14th, 2010, NASCAR (National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing) fans will tune in to watch the 52nd running of “The Great American Race”; 500 miles of white-knuckle, high-octane, edge-of-your-seat advertisements & commercials ad nauseum racing.  To put that in context, 500 miles is the distance (“as the crow flies”) from...
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Tennis: The Aggressive Margin

February 3, 2010

Well, it’s over, and I miss it already. Seems like only yesterday the first grand-slam of 2010 was getting underway, and now here we are, two weeks later with a new women’s champion (congratulations Serena, even if I wasn’t rooting for you.  You dug yourself a deep hole with your deplorable conduct at the...
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Australian Open: Grand Slam Tennis!

January 15, 2010
Australian Open: Grand Slam Tennis!

The top tennis players in the world are in Melbourne Australia right now preparing for the first “Grand Slam” tournament of the year.  There are only four of these “mega tournaments” per year, and though in some aspects it’s “just another tournament” in others, it’s not, and the stakes are high.  To wit, the...
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