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Fire It Up!

July 15, 2011

While uniquely capable of finding and procuring the ‘right gift’ for almost anyone, I constantly struggle to recognize holidays. I have the ‘big ones’ down, Yom Kippur, Hallowe’en, and my own birthday, but I rarely remember Memorial Day, President’s Day, or Labour day until I’m already at the Post Office cursing their hours. This...
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Wedding Gift Registry Made Wrong

July 1, 2011
Wedding Gift Registry Made Wrong

Today, for one day only, Boy Wonder and I are going to undertake the total task of registering for our wedding. Personally, I would rather scramble an egg on my face and into my ear than go shopping. I’m pretty sure Boy Wonder feels similar, with the exception that he actually likes eggs. Fortunately,...
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Tom Cruise As Jack Reacher? HELL NO!

June 14, 2011
Tom Cruise As Jack Reacher? HELL NO!

Please afford me the opportunity to vent, heavily. I came home from a movie screening this evening and was checking some of my entertainment news feeds when I caught a glimpse of  a headline that made my blood run cold.  Surely it was a cruel joke. I read it three times to be sure....
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Great Moments In Barf

June 9, 2011

Friends, I’ve attended two out of town weddings in as many weeks and I am all out of sorts. The constant traveling (with two toddlers, by the by) has left me feeling like my ass has been handed to me, to say little of what it has done to my already challenged brain. Having...
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Notes From A Walkman Junkie: Take Your Tiny Weird Things And Go.

June 9, 2011
Notes From A Walkman Junkie:  Take Your Tiny Weird Things And Go.

My orchid (pictured) is in full bloom.  My bunny (not pictured; too angry) is angry.  I am not sleeping.  I am not writing.  I am not packing.  I am panicking.  I am moving.   Allow me to explain why these facts are all related and why all facts about me are insults.  This move...
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Painting the Roses Red

May 27, 2011
Painting the Roses Red

If you are me (and maybe be glad that you are not me right now), you have put in a lot of time making sure your wedding isn’t cheesy, flouncy, covered in offensive roses, invaded by pink items, free of hearts intertwining until they explode, etc. Also, if you are me, you will have...
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Putting The ‘Ass’ In Class

May 20, 2011
Putting The ‘Ass’ In Class

If you know me, my feelings for children aren’t exactly muted. I don’t mix well with the little beings. Most are ridiculously loud, the lot of them are messy, and for the life of me, I cannot understand why so many adults put themselves in positions caring for something that resembles an alien for...
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10 Ways to Get Someone to Watch a Movie

May 19, 2011
10 Ways to Get Someone to Watch a Movie

We’ve all been in situations where we wanted to share a movie of ostensible significance to us with someone of equal or lesser importance. Occasionally, when the celestial spheres align and a cackling hag is preparing goats for ritual burial, they’ll actually watch it on their own, but it’s rare. And if you don’t...
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Notes From A Walkman Junkie: Write, You Whore

May 19, 2011
Notes From A Walkman Junkie:  Write, You Whore

                    Originally, I was going to call this post “Leggo My Ego” until I realized that there was already a Dead Milkmen song by the same name.  Not to mention, I have been slacking in the writing department like a motherfucker (who does not write...
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Thou Shalt Not Play

May 6, 2011
Thou Shalt Not Play

Last week, Boy Wonder suggested an article covering wedding songs which should really not be played at our wedding…much less played at anyone’s wedding. It’s a fun sort of subject that I used to contemplate during my ‘I’m single and probably staying that way, but if I was going to get married…’ days. It’s...
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