Aries It takes two to tango. Kick the third to the curb. Taurus You can have your cake and eat it, too. But ye be warned, your ass is likely to grow. Gemini Make like BP and spill it...
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Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries You’ve got the world on a string. What? That’s know what you wanted to hear? Taurus Throw your hands in the air. Wave ‘em ’round like you just don’t care . Gemini ...
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Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries There are no monsters in the closet. In your head, maybe. In the closet? No. Taurus Just keep on doin’ the hump. Gemini Catch 40 winks today. When you walk by the construction site. Cancer [June 21 -...
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Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries Stick it out. Your tongue, that is. Taurus Leave well enough alone. That bastard doesn’t deserve you. Gemini If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Unless it’s a cat. We need to neuter those. Cancer [June 21 -...
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Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries Don’t take your eye off the prize. You can totally devour that box of cracker jacks. Taurus Quit teasing others. And your hair. Gemini Your passion manifests. For chocolate. Remember, once you go dark… Cancer [June 21 -...
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Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries Just keep swimming. Unless you can’t. Then you’re screwed. Taurus Wiggle it. Just a little bit. Gemini Crap. You’re going to bump into someone you’d rather not. It’s a small world, after all. Too. Damn. Small. Cancer It’s time to change...
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Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries When it comes to dirty, you clean up nice. Taurus The rumor mill is open for business. Better shut your trap. Gemini The world isn’t the only thing you’re on top of this week. Cancer Someone is meddling in your affairs....
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Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries There’s bound to be risky business today. Wear clean underwear. Taurus A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Take that any way you want. Gemini You can dance to the beat of your own drummer this week. But know that...
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Frothygirlz’ Scopes of the Week
Aries If you love something set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably just forgot something and will leave again. Go ahead & hold on to it for one more day, okay? Taurus You can’t teach an old dog new tricks today. Opt for someone...
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Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries Seems as if you’ve bitten off more than you can chew. Better spit it out in your napkin. Taurus You’ve been talking the talk. Time to walk the walk. And hey, do you want some fries to go with that shake? Gemini So much...
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