Aries It takes two to tango. Kick the third to the curb. Taurus You can have your cake and eat it, too. But ye be warned, your ass is likely to grow. Gemini Make like BP and spill it...
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Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries You’ve got the world on a string. What? That’s know what you wanted to hear? Taurus Throw your hands in the air. Wave ‘em ’round like you just don’t care . Gemini ...
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Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries There are no monsters in the closet. In your head, maybe. In the closet? No. Taurus Just keep on doin’ the hump. Gemini Catch 40 winks today. When you walk by the construction site. Cancer [June 21 -...
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Friday Retro Happy Hour: Smooth Ride
Baby, you can drive this car. All night long. Golden Cadillac What to grab: 1 1/2oz Gallaino 1 oz creme de cacao 1 oz half-and-half What to do: Shake. Strain. Pour. Something this smooth doesn’t need a garnish.
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Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries Stick it out. Your tongue, that is. Taurus Leave well enough alone. That bastard doesn’t deserve you. Gemini If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Unless it’s a cat. We need to neuter those. Cancer [June 21 -...
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Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries Don’t take your eye off the prize. You can totally devour that box of cracker jacks. Taurus Quit teasing others. And your hair. Gemini Your passion manifests. For chocolate. Remember, once you go dark… Cancer [June 21 -...
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Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries Just keep swimming. Unless you can’t. Then you’re screwed. Taurus Wiggle it. Just a little bit. Gemini Crap. You’re going to bump into someone you’d rather not. It’s a small world, after all. Too. Damn. Small. Cancer It’s time to change...
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Friday Happy Hour: Retro Drink Recipe
Get a swizzle stick in your hand and stir up this yummy, rummy drink - Rum Swizzle What to grab: Juice of 1/2 lime 1 teaspoon sugar 2 1/2oz light rum 2 dashes bitters What to do: Mix in glass pitcher with lots of crushed ice. Stir vigorously until the mixture foams....
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Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries When it comes to dirty, you clean up nice. Taurus The rumor mill is open for business. Better shut your trap. Gemini The world isn’t the only thing you’re on top of this week. Cancer Someone is meddling in your affairs....
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Happy Hour Retro Recipe: Pucker Up!
On the heels of Cinco de Mayo, this lemony cocktail will please your pucker. Lemon Cooler What to grab: 1 jigger Southern Comfort Schweppes Bitter Lemon What to do: Pour Southern Comfort over ice in a tall-ass glass. Top with Bitter Lemon. Stir. Repeat, and don’t miss a beat.
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