After the turkey has been eaten and the Black Friday casualty list has come out-it is time to hole the fuck up in your house and stay in until 2011. Luckily, tis’ the season for an activity I like to call “Carbo-Loafing”. It involves mindlessly stuffing lots of starchy, cheesy, sugary, buttery food into...
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I finally received my college diploma in the mail after months of unreturned library book drama. I knew I returned those fucking books. I took it out and beamed- my name is so beautiful written in that font! I did it I really did it! And the golden moment was over. Never felt again....
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While I have been a fan of the Food Network since my first viewing of “Emeril Live!” (Yes, I participated all of that “BAM” nonsense), it has recently been tedious to watch. I have some great tips for improving the channel, so I hope the execs are reading this. Ina Garten of “Barefoot Contessa”...
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In the late evening of Halloween eve, I announced to my Pops that I didn’t have a costume and needed one STAT. Dad started in on all this jibber jabber about why I hadn’t told him sooner…blah blah blah. I was in second grade and that noise wasn’t important. Needless to say, he was pissed. With...
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