Remember that “Delicious Dish” skit on SNL spoofing an NPR radio show? Molly Shannon and Ana Gasteyer keep telling Pete Schweddy how much they love his balls (cookies). It’s a classic skit, and now it will enjoy a little infamy for inspiring its own ice cream flavor. Those crazy cats at Ben & Jerry’s...
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Crystal Smith (Davey) is a personal trainer who teaches a killer small group fitness class. I know, because I’ve taken it. Every week she brings an innovative mix of cardio, strength training, and endurance moves that are challenging and rewarding. I usually leave with my tale tucked between my legs, but I always come...
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Okay, it is now officially May. You know what that means, right? Bathing suit season is right around the corner. To help kick off the countdown, we are going to feature health and fitness articles every day this week. You’ll read exclusive advice on exercise, diet, and wellness. We’ll get you motivated, the rest...
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All month long there have been some pretty upsetting rumors that Quaker Oats will be retiring the Cap’n Crunch cereal brand for good. This caused me great distress, because the brand is steeped in nostalgia for me. In my household, we were only allowed to have sugary cereal one time a week. I lived...
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Liquor-snobs beware! Every sum’bitch that has a negative comment about the single-malts referenced in this installment of “More reasons Scotch is cooler than Wine” can kiss my ass. All you guys (and without any research whatsoever, I can predict with a 98.76% degree of accuracy that if you’re a liquor snob, you’re also a...
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Ordinarily I wouldn’t dare post a food-type thing on the likes of this site. It’s not what I do and I know some culinary badasses who do a far superior job blogging about food (like Hilah Cooking! and A Charmed Wife - if you haven’t already, do yourself a favor and check out their awesome sites). ...
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While I have been a fan of the Food Network since my first viewing of “Emeril Live!” (Yes, I participated all of that “BAM” nonsense), it has recently been tedious to watch. I have some great tips for improving the channel, so I hope the execs are reading this. Ina Garten of “Barefoot Contessa”...
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About a month ago, lady Gaga caused a ruckus at the Video Music Awards by wearing an outfit made of actual meat dangling off of her like, well, slabs of meat. She tried to explain that her meat outfit was worn to protest the lack of support for gays in the military. I am...
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A few months back, I was wallowing in a cooking slump. I do most of the cooking at home and generally love doing it, but my lack of imagination (and funds) was turning something I had previously enjoyed into a pain in the ass. I was so bored with food and (like many of us are right...
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Folks, meet Sonja Thomas, who has not left my thoughts for a second since I read that she consumed 181 chicken wings in 12 minutes at the National Buffalo Wing Eating Contest over the weekend. I’m of average intelligence, but I have spent the better part of a day trying to wrap my head...
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