*If they ever want to get laid again. After ignoring the last few seasons of the voyeuristic train-wreck of a show called The Bachelorette/Bachelor for some reason I have been sucked into the latest cycle of The Bachelorette. I have made a habit of pouring a glass of wine, folding laundry, and watching Ali...
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I have to hand it to Lucky magazine for introducing me to Kelly Framel’s addictive, wonderful blog – The Glamourai.com. Upon first sight, my pants were charmed off – and then I immediately wished that I was wearing more attractive pants. Or a kicky dress. I have spent an astonishing amount of time coveting the pretties on her site and...
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Hi America. How are you? Good, good. You changed your hair – very nice. Here, have a seat. Can I get you something to drink? How about a Fresca? No? Okay. Look, I’ve gotta be honest, this isn’t a social call. It’s more like…an intervention. Wait, wait…don’t go. Hear me out, America. You know...
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I’ve seen the future *shudders* and it is a sordid story. Allow me to share: Once upon a time, society as a whole collectively gave up, and embraced their slovenly ways. Some jackass believed he found the perfect marriage of function and fashion, and behold, the Pajama Jean was born. The masses rejoiced, for...
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By Shannon This exquisite photo comes from failblog.org. When I opened the link and found this beautiful sight awaiting me, I spit my drink all over the computer monitor. Not only is this hilarious, but this is exactly what my feet look like in these. I’m not kidding! Right down to the un-pedicured nails....
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So, last night I made a bad choice I threw out my neck as a result. Today I found myself housebound today as a result. Being immobilized and stuck inside on a beautiful day led to intense boredom and intense boredom lead me to watching the promotional trailer for the film, Spread. One...
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By Shannon Dear Adrien, This jackass get-up came to my attention just prior to the holiday weekend. I was quite horrified, and felt the need to intervene. I myself am no fashionista, but even I could tell this misguided Fabio-meets-sailor ensemble is not working. Dude, you are a Oscar winning actor who just starred in...
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Dear 80’s Revisited Fashion Trend, You may not remember me, 80’s Fashion, but I came of age during your time-period and I would be remiss if I failed to share with you what wisdom I have gleaned after 20 years and some healthy perspective – you were ugly then as you are ugly...
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Finding a swimsuit is a traumatic springtime ritual Aw, Memorial weekend. The grass is green, the barbeque is lit, the beer is bought, and THE POOL OPENS! This dreaded annual rite of passage sends ice flowing through the veins of every woman I know. Women who are capable of kicking ass in a Fortune...
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By Shannon Here are some ads from American Apparel for their “Yo Mama” maternity line of (clothing?) American Apparel is an interesting company. They have taken over the provocative/controversial ad campaign from predecessors Abercrombie and Fitch.
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