Jesus, what is wrong with these two? I know everything they do is a calculated publicity ploy, but how do they even come up with this stuff? Just when you thought they couldn’t be any more despicable, they pull this trick out of their bag of douche: they have decided to give themselves Native...
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A few days ago Ricky Martin came out and announced online that he is gay. Oh Ricky. It’s so cute that you actually thought that we didn’t know that you were gay. Truth is, most of us had this figured out years ago. P.S. It’s no big deal now, people come out every day....
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Every other week or so, a story comes out about a celebrity and his or her bad behavior in a restaurant. Being a pathetic celebrity gossip monger and a long-time server, I seek these stories out like a fat girl scrounging for stray fries under the car seat. They mostly involve how terribly the...
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What happens when you surround a blood-sucking drama boy with a harem of hotties? The sniffles. In case you’ve been behind in your trash mag reads, Robert Pattinson recently spilled that his cover shoot for the March issue of Details brought about an allergic reaction of clitoric proportions. “I really hate vaginas,” the gaunt...
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Who Dat drinking on the Today Show? Hoda! Who Dat pinching Drew Brees boo-tay? Hoda! Who Dat throwing it in Kathy Lee’s face? Hoda! Watching Hoda live from South Beach post-Superbowl got me thinking about other anchors I’d dig seeing drunk. Here’s my party list of 5 national and local news folk I’d like...
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Yep, Lisa Rinna really should shut her mouth, except she quite literally is unable to, due to the copious amount of lip fillers she has crammed into her kisser. Despite that, she takes Heidi Montag to task for having too much plastic surgery and sending a bad message to her girls. Sorry to break...
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Yesterday the internets were a buzz with details regarding director Kevin Smith’s Twitter battle with Southwest Airlines when he was asked to leave one of their flights after he was seated. Why was he asked to leave the plane? He was overweight. Southwest actually has a policy for Customers of Size (you can read it, here)...
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Okay, I don’t think John Mayer is racist. I do, however, think he is unbelievably stupid, even more so than I thought before. Briefly, here is what got the wanton musician in hot water this time. He was interviewed by Playboy magazine, and after the interview started making the internet rounds, people immediately jumped...
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If you were captivated by Megan Fox’s Superbowl ad for Motorola, you ought to know that a body double was used. Well, more specifically, a thumb double. From azcentral: The ‘Jennifer’s Body’ star can be seen reclining in a bubble bath in the promotional clip for Motorola – which debuted on TV during the...
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Let’s see. We have sex trafficking, female genital mutilation, and unequal pay wages, but I think we should really concentrate our outrage on this. Clearly Lindsay Vonn is being victimized by the powers to be at Sports Illustrated. Give me a break. Get in a twit about something else. From womentalksports.com Vonn is first...
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