guilty pleasures
AKA “the craziest crap you will see today”. I don’t even know who these guys are, but I was immediately obsessed with them after watching this (very NSFW) trailer for their upcoming 2012 movie. It is chock-full of inappropriate stuff: Hacked off appendages Wolves in a foodcourt Will Ferrell, Zach Galifianakis, Will Forte, Jeff...
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I submerge myself in the world of pop culture so I don’t have to face the realities of all the scary stuff going on in the world. But lately, my cozy escape has been infiltrated by a bunch of shitty moms who make me really sad. I’m well aware that I probably will never...
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Most of us hate the thought of a huge hotel bill, but for celebrities wreaking havoc in a harmless hotel room is a veritable rite of passage. From drug-fuelled binges to spousal spats, these famous faces have truly earned their chaos credentials. 1. The Who Credit: sussexscrapbook Like most...
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If The New York Times were to break the story that the NEA has been generously funding an ongoing study of manhood and brotherhood among everyday schmoes in contemporary culture, that would explain a lot. Surely few phenomena have been as comprehensively documented of late as the dilemma of nondescript modern men (usually lifelong...
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So, ladies, did you watch the season premiere of the (15th!) season of The Bachelor? In an extremely controversial (but ultimately genius) move, ABC allowed Brad Womack to take a second stab at being the bachelor. Womack (season 11), if you recall, had the audacity to not pick either of the final girls, leaving...
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After the turkey has been eaten and the Black Friday casualty list has come out-it is time to hole the fuck up in your house and stay in until 2011. Luckily, tis’ the season for an activity I like to call “Carbo-Loafing”. It involves mindlessly stuffing lots of starchy, cheesy, sugary, buttery food into...
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Tyra promises that this season finale will be one to remember. Both girls feel validated being in the top two. Chelsey reiterates how modeling has been her passion since she was three. Many people told her she couldn’t model, but she will show them. Ann feels great about being so talented at modeling, since...
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There are so many icky aspects to this show, that I don’t really know where to start. When I first heard about the premise of E Television’s latest attempt to scrape the bottom of the reality television barrel, I felt kind of sick. Seriously. Twelve women compete for plastic surgery procedures on national television...
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Once again ABC takes some serious liberties with the word “stars” and announced its lineup of individuals with questionable star power. Here are the new participants, who were fittingly announced after Bachelor Pad on Monday night. Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Appears on MTV’s Guido-fest Jersey Shore. Frequently seen shirtless in public. You can make...
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There are a few things in life that I know to be true: Bunnies throw things, I have many batteries in my car door, you can dance the Charleston to anything–and most importantly, Jeff Goldblum and Cyndi Lauper should be in every movie together. So I first watched the movie Vibes when I was thirteen...
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