One Easy Piece: The Cheesiest Magazine Ad Ever
Truth, as they say, is stranger than fiction. Funnier too. Here, without any changes to its original content, is the cheesiest ad of all time. How many instances of “innuendo” can you find?
Because one is enough, when it’s you. Show where you’re headed in the ultimate fashion climax. Fits so tight it shows all you’ve got…you’re a walking turn on. And treats your body as well as she does.
Easy on, easy off, quick as a flick of her tongue. Sexy cool crinkle cloth for those hot nights to come. Designed with your desires in mind…she’ll eat you alive in it.
The Big Zip in 50% Polyester/50% Cotton. Long-sleeved in rust, blue or black. Short-sleeved in natural, blue or camel.
Are you man enough to fill it?
If you’re wondering if that’s the same guy from Electric Light Orchestra, I think it is.
Don’t bring me down. Bitches.