Kim Kardashian’s Boobs Ruined Her Childhood
Let me wipe the tears away as I share the horrible details of Kim Kardashian’s tortured childhood. Okay, take a deep breath, this is really going to be hard to hear. Get this-Kim got boobs when she was 11 years old. Jesus, the injustice of it all.
Well, forgive me if I don’t cry her a river. Now she’s got more money than God, so I’d say things turned out okay for her. Speaking of God, Kim used to pray for smaller breasts. I cannot comprehend, because every woman I know has prayed for quite the opposite. From Pop Eater:
Kourtney used to torture me and think I was odd because I had big boobs. I was 11 when I got my period and I started developing. I would sit in the bathtub, take a washcloth, put it under really hot water and put it against my boobs and pray to God, please don’t make my boobs grow any bigger. And Kourtney would be like, “Your boobs are so big and ugly!” She was so mean and then I would have to wear a bra and she would say, “Who wears a bra? That’s so disgusting.” It was so embarrassing.
No, sweetheart, let me tell you what is embarassing, being a grown woman and still not needing to wear a bra. I assure you, I’ve got you trumped.
Anyway, Kim is doing the interview circuit because she is promoting a new book, Kardashian Konfidential. Hey look, how clever to spell Confidential with a “K”.
It was “written” by Kim and her sisters Khloe and Kourtney. The book shares stories from their childhood, along with beauty and style tips. It sounds like the perfect companion piece to The Situation’s book on lifestyle tips.
Isn’t it funny what all these stars find traumatizing? Every single supermodel was teased because they were “too skinny” and they all claim that they were hideous as children, while movie stars got teased because they were too talented. The horror.
To read the entire interview with Kim, visit Pop Eater.