I finally received my college diploma in the mail after months of unreturned library book drama. I knew I returned those fucking books. I took it out and beamed- my name is so beautiful written in that font! I did it I really did it! And the golden moment was over. Never felt again.
What am I going to do with this damned thing? Go get another one? Put it to good use now that I loathe my area of study? Well, no. Not at this point. I will hold on to the ye ol’ serving job for the time being. I may hang it in the bar somewhere. I.Just.May.
While it isn’t the greatest thing I could do while owning a 20, 000 dollar piece of paper, I have come to realize serving includes training for a wealth of other career paths and possibilities. Don’t worry Mom and Dad! I have about seven fallback plans!
The opportunities are endless friends! Reach out and grab yours!
Waitress in bars and learn how to be a…
Large Group Photographer
Foreign Language Teacher
Child Care Provider