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10 Little Known Facts About Charlie Sheen

October 26, 2010
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By now I am sure that you have heard the news that perpetual bad boy Charlie Sheen is caught up in yet another scandal. From the NY Post:

“A drugged up and naked Charlie Sheen – just two months out of rehab — trashed his room at The Plaza Hotel early today in a frantic bid to find his wallet and cellphone after partying with a hooker, authorities said.”

The rumors are running rampant.  Sheen was taken to the hospital. The hooker might have locked in a closet, fearing for her life, there may have been Sheen’s old friend the booger sugar involved, etc.  I’m sure the dust will clear in a few days.  His publicist pulled out the tired excuse that Sheen “had an allergic reaction to some medication” that we hear every time some celebrity is taken to the hospital.

In all sincerity, I hope the guy gets his shit together.  He is an absolute trainwreck (yet still makes more money than anyone else on television.) I’m sure the powers to be at Two and a Half Men don’t want to lose their golden goose, so hopefully some other people will help him get back on track.


Anyway, this was originally written and posted  in December, but what the heck, since Sheen has visited crazytown yet again, I thought I would dust it off.  It all still holds true.

1. Before he graduated from high school, Sheen was expelled for poor attendance and bad grades. This bodes well for his later role as advocate of the 9/11 truth movement (see #2)

2. Sheen is a prominent mouthpiece of the 9/11 truth movement, a conspiracy group that believes 9/11 was an inside job.  With his obvious vast knowledge of physics, engineering and any other applicable sciences, Sheen declared that the collapse of the twin towers looked like “a controlled demolition.”  Naturally, this was pulled off by mastermind George W. Bush, who is simultaneously lauded as the most stupid man to ever hold the presidential office, yet capable of pulling off the largest fraud ever known to the American people.  Here is a “video message” from Charlie Sheen to President Barack Obama pleading for investigations.

3. In 1990, Sheen was engaged to Kelly Preston.  Unfortunately, that engagement ended when Sheen “accidentally” shot Preston in the arm. Clearly, Preston was fickle with her affection.  Who leaves just because they get shot?  Preston went on to swear off men altogether, which led to her marrying John Travolta.

4. One of  Sheen’s greatest achievements is convincing Winona Horowitz to change her name to Winona Ryder.  They were listening to The Doors, in particular “Riders on the Storm.”  Change the “i” to a “y” and voila!

5. He likes the hookers!  Sheen  testified in the Heidi Fleiss trial that he had spent over $50,000 on 27 hookers from Fleiss’s fleet.

6. In 1991, he and a friend watched the 1985 Japanese film Guinea Pig. Unable to wrap their heads around a concept called “special effects”, they called the FBI because they thought they were watching a snuff film.  Upon investigation, Guinea Pig was found to be just a horror movie with some convincing effects.

7 .In 1998 Sheen tried to inject himself with cocaine, and ended up in the hospital.  His father Martin reported him for parole violation, in order to save his life.

8. Sheen has been accused of committing physical violence against former girlfriend Brittany Ashland, and Denise Richards claimed that his continued threats of  physical violence was one of the reasons she split from him.  Don’t forget about that “accidental shooting’, either. Considering his history, everyone should find it of great comfort that Sheen loves his guns, “I collect guns and shoot them regularly. It’s all purely recreational shooting, I believe in the right to bear arms. I’m beside myself on the banning of the semi- automatic assault rifle. Guns don’t kill people, people do. I don’t carry a gun, but I respect them. I always take a gun on location because you never know. ” (1989)

9. He likes the tattoos!  At one time, Sheen sported over 12 of them, but the one prominently displayed on his chest was just magical.  It was a wooden sign stating “Be back in 15 minutes.”  How awesome is that?

10. Despite multiple drug rehab stints, marriages, domestic violence accusations, and the like, in 2006 he decided that his moniker would be just perfect to launch a clothing line for children. Sheen Kidz was born.

*this post was written with the aid of Wikipedia and IMDB, so we all know it is 100% accurate.

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8 Responses to “ 10 Little Known Facts About Charlie Sheen ”

  1. AnotherJunkie on October 26, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    amazing how an alcoholic junkie can climb/crawl to the top of his profession. and be a role model for future junkies.
    Why is none of this a surprise?

  2. Mary on October 27, 2010 at 5:12 am

    LOL…Charlie Sheen has destroyed a hotel room I saw today. He’s his own worst enemy. Why does he hang with folks that dont care about him?

  3. anikitty on October 28, 2010 at 2:31 pm

    Besides his terrible show is a cash cow, I can’t believe that he manages to keep a job.

  4. summer dresses 2011 on November 2, 2010 at 5:59 am

    Maybe he was confused and thought he was filming an episode of 2 1/2 men.
    Come on people..give charlie a break!
    Haven’t we all had an allergic reaction to medication before?
    Sometimes you break out in hives…some times you break furniture in the nude.

  5. summer dresses on November 2, 2010 at 6:44 am

    THERE IS NOT ENOUGH INFORMATION TO DETERMINE HIS GUILT OR INNOCENCE YET. THE INFO ABOUT HIS PAST BEHAVIOR DOES NOT SPEAK WELL OF HIM. MY OPINION, THEY ARE BOTH TO BLAME BECAUSE OF THE USE OF EITHER DRUGS OR ALCOHOL, OR BOTH. TOO MUCH MONEY, NOT ENOUGH RESPONSIBILITY. NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR THEIR CHILDREN TO HAVEW TO HEAR ABOUT.

  6. Ricky P on November 13, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    Why is it hard to believe his show is a money maker? He plays himself. We see results of his drug use on the show. Recently he squinted like any H user because of the bright light. Everyone wonders if he will ever make it through the season. I’m sure the Vegas odds on his making 50 are not in his favor. He is going to OD; accidently shoot himself or someone else or someone will shoot him.

  7. Ricky P on November 13, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    To Mary,

    Maybe he hangs only with people who don’t care about him because he has driven those who do care about him away. I had a friend like that. Stay away if he was ‘partying’ because he became a selfish a_ _ _ _ _ e.

  8. Shannon Hood on November 14, 2010 at 7:26 am

    @Ricky P I could not agree more.

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