Someone commissioned “artist” Mark Lahue to create a sculpture of Kevin Bacon-made out of bacon bits. Now, correct me if I am wrong, but is that not the most sorry-ass piece of art you have ever laid eyes on? It does not, in any way, shape or form, resemble Kevin Bacon. If I were Kevin Bacon, I would be pissed. If I squint a bit, it kind of resembles Conan O’Brien with a very high forehead. Also, I want the contact information for the people who paid money for this artist to work for 3 MONTHS to make this. Surely they would pay me to do the same caliber work in say, three hours. From Agent Bedhead.
Oh my. I don’t even watch Glee anymore, but I am very excited for the Halloween episode (October 26) which will pay tribute to The Rocky Horror Picture Show! How cool would it be if they could convince Susan Sarandon to make a cameo appearance? You never know. Accidental Sexiness
You cannot beleive this until you see it, but Buzzfeed has 10 videos of cats literally saying “Om nom nom” while they eat. For real. My cat never makes any of these super awesome noises. I’ve been robbed of the om nom nom joy. Here’s my favorite video:
Here are 15 photos that are just incredible in their complete lack of relevance to anything. Case in point, the lobsters attempting to knife one another. For more great photos, visit Ned Hardy.
Tom Cruise shirtless. Nope, not enticing, at all. And what’s up with that last photo? Doesn’t he look strange? Celebitchy
Too often we are subjected to sad Keanu. Now it is time for a happy montage of Keanu. See him gleeful in all sorts of inappropriate situations. Damn Cool Pics
Here’s a pretty astute beat down of the McDonald’s “Don’t talk to me” coffee commercial. Watch the video, then check out You Just Made My List’s verbal assault on all that is wrong with it. I love like-minded people.