I know it, you know it, people in third world countries know it, but her parents-eh, not so much. Let’s face it, Miley Cyrus is headed down the same path that Lindsay Lohan has already stumbled down. Seems Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus have a case of Dina Lohan-itis, and have been soundly denying that their daughter is in any sort of trouble. Until now. Deceiver reports that the two have finally caught a clue, and are becoming concerned. Let’s hope that’s really the case.
Keira Knightley looks absolutely stunning with her newly shorn locks. I normally don’t comment on such things, but damn, good move. People
Have you noticed how Netflix’s recommendations are getting really specific? Right now I can proudly say that it is recommending Violent Serial-Killer Thrillers for me, as well as Gory Documentaries, so clearly it knows what it is doing. However, it is getting a bit ridiculous. Here, College Humor has some recommendations that are way to specific.
I absolutely, positively guarantee you that this is the best “Congrats on a baby boy” card you will ever see. Lookee–>I Heart Chaos
Neiman Marcus is preparing for their ridiculous Christmas catalog, which always features frivolous and unnecessary things. In the past, they have featured $200,000 dinners and actual jets you can buy. This year, there is a life sized (4 ft tall) gingerbread house you can buy. Now I have to try to circumvent my kids seeing that, because that is what they will ask Santa for, and Santa can’t afford $15,000 for a goddamned house made of candy. Neatorama
Did you wake up this morning and think ,”I sure would like to see a bunch of pictures of monkeys smoking today.” Well, you are in luck. Your welcome. Holy Taco
Tim Gunn admits he contemplated suicide and struggled with his homo-sexuality. Good for him for sending a message to teenagers who might be going through similar hard times. I think it is admirable that someone who is so powerful within the fashion industry share his story. It just goes to show, you never know what you can make of yourself, and that everyone is here for a reason. We need more celebs to admit that they faced the same trials and tribulations as everyone else. Hollyscoop
Finally, in WTF is the world coming to news, Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent are allegedly dating. That just broke my brain, and I can’t write anymore today. Allie is Wired