Ninja Cookie Cutters
If you are like me, you are constantly looking for ways to one-up other people and make them feel inferior. I can scarcely wait for the elementary school Holiday parties to roll around this year.
While all the other moms show up with boring snowmen and ho-hum gingerbread men, I will stealthily steal the spotlight with super cool Ninja cookies.
People will be all perplexed and shit, and will ask what my cookies are supposed to be. I will roll my eyes with disdain and casually say, “They are Ninjas. DUH.”
They will all bow their heads in shame, knowing their crappy cookies can’t hold a candle to the powers of the Ninja.
The holidays are all about making memories, and no doubt this will be one of my favorites.
via Geeks Are Sexy