College Humor Accurately Sums Up What Happens Before Your Movie Starts
Yep, here is an eerily accurate portrayal of the horror show that takes place in the theater before your movie even starts.
Except here in the Midwest, where I am subjected to movies, multiply the fat man with popcorn by 100 for an truly accurate account. I’m usually dry heaving when said fat guy fills up his large popcorn (with free refills!) for the second time before the previews start.
Alas, I must also say that McDonalds fast food is smuggled in on a frequent basis. Nothing better than sitting next to someone chowing down on a greasy quarter pounder. Blech!