Waxer’s Remorse? There’s A Panty For That
Nutty Tarts has you covered, so to speak
Hairy Underwear from Nutty Tarts
Are you one of the millions who has waxed on/waxed off the nether-regions forest overgrowth? Better yet, did you eradicate the landscape entirely once you discovered the wonders of laser hair removal? Do you ever have regrets? I don’t know why on earth you would, but up until now it looked like you would be visiting the Merkin store to assauge your need for a lush carpet down below.
Well, no more. Finnish company Nutty Tarts now offers a “hairy underwear” line of undergarments to give you the illusion of having hair where you no longer do. They offer hairy leggings to simulate hairy legs, a hairy wifebeater with chest hair, and most amusing, the hairy underwear. That underwear is a bit jarring upon first glance, isn’t it?
I’ve got to hand it to them, their other product line actually has you paying money to place a bag over your head. That is right up there with American Apparel selling the bags o’ scraps a while back.
[...] Oh goddammit to hell, NO. They are now making underwear with built-in merkins. If fake hair doesn’t even look good on your head, why would anyone think it would look good down there? (Frothygirlz) [...]