Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
It takes two to tango. Kick the third to the curb.
Taurus [April 20 - May 20]
You can have your cake and eat it, too. But ye be warned, your ass is likely to grow.
Gemini [May 21 - June 20]
Make like BP and spill it to a friend. This leak may be an emotional hazzard, but it’s definitely not an environmental one.
Cancer [June 21 - July 22]
Life is a juggling act. Keep your balls in the air.
Leo [July 23 - August 22]
Let your hair down. Just make sure your highlights are kept up.
Virgo [August 23 - September 22]
If at first you don’t succeed, cry, cry again. You might get your way after all.
Libra [September 23 - October 22]
Sneak a peek this week and prepare to get an eyeful.
Scorpio [October 23 - November 21]
Only you can stop the ride when you wanna get off.
Sagittarius [November 22 - December 21]
Grin and bare it. Tan lines and all.
Capricorn [December 22 - January 19]
See a penny, pick it up. All day long you’ll have…a penny. Big freaking deal.
Aquarius [January 20 - February 18]
Give it your all this week. Take all you want, too.
Pisces [February 19 - March 20]
Make a big splash. Just be sure to wear waterproof mascara.