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WHY? {men in women’s pants}

June 30, 2010


I recently flew to Portland, Oregon to visit my brother and fair cousins.  A good time was had by all – I was able to eat at my favorite Vietnamese restaurant, got a tour of my cousin’s new house while her handsome fiance made a phenomenal breakfast for us to share,  thrice sampled the wonders of Acme Donut, engaged in a light saber battle with loved ones, held discourse on the nuances of Québecois during a  road-trip to Washington state and I got to spend Monday with some very dear friends who recently brought home their new, gorgeous daughter.  Naturally there were things that didn’t get done that I longed to do (Saint Cupcake, I am looking directly at YOU.  I was way too full to sample your wares this morning before flying home and it breaks the heart)  ((also, it would appear that my To-Do list is comprised mostly of things that I want to eat. Curious)) but I can’t complain as my trip was rich with AWESOME.

Actually, there is just one thing that I can complain about.

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Gentlemen of Portland, I have a question:  why do you insist – against all reason and your own body type – upon wearing women’s pants?  Why?  I would really like to know.  I feel like we have talked about this and I can’t figure out why it is still happening all over the world.  I can’t say that I was surprised, Portland is a very progressive city in which one is likely to see richly diverse sartorial forms of expression.  I love that about it, however, the abundance of The Denim Menace gives me pause – I am concerned by how many of you have embraced this unflattering trend.  You fellas are so cute, with your rumpled hair and scraggly beards – everything happening above the waist is A+, really – and then we get to the matter of your tiny, sausage-casing-like trousers and it all goes to hell.  One of you even went the extra step beyond mere thigh-strangulation by tucking your lycra-blend Leg Prisons into your boots today and I still can’t un-see it.

I feel like I have exhausted the subject so I will leave you with the wisdom of Neko Case who is also a Crusader against stupid pants. Enjoy:

Neko Case talks about boys wearing girls\’ pants.


4 Responses to “ WHY? {men in women’s pants} ”

  1. Sweet C on June 30, 2010 at 8:15 am

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  2. anncine on June 30, 2010 at 8:31 am

    It saddens me beyond belief that I missed this Portland trip, mostly because of the light sabers and high knee classes. I even would have turned a blind eye to the manladypant epidemic to have spent time with my awesome siblingcousinpeoples.

  3. Pancake on June 30, 2010 at 11:39 am

    Anncine, you were sorely and desperately missed. It would have been AWESOME squared had you been there and I may have even been able to overlook the doofus pants myself. We will endeavor to make up for it this weekend, I don’t have hand-crafted light sabers, but we can do battle with toilet paper roll knife fights!!

  4. John on July 2, 2010 at 10:12 am

    Did you have to give me another reason to like Neko Case?

    Goes to burn his lady pants….HA only kidding I don’t own any.