Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries [March 21 - April 19]
Stick it out. Your tongue, that is.
Taurus [April 20 - May 20]
Leave well enough alone. That bastard doesn’t deserve you.
Gemini [May 21 - June 20]
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Unless it’s a cat. We need to neuter those.
Cancer [June 21 - July 22]
Get up with the sun. Then go the hell back to sleep.
Leo [July 23 - August 22]
Don’t over think. Just over drink.
Virgo [August 23 - September 22]
You’ve got it goin’ on. But where is it goin’?
Libra [September 23 - October 22]
Don’t judge a book by its cover. Unless it’s erotica. Then it’s perfectly acceptable.
Scorpio [October 23 - November 21]
You’re hot. They’re not. Ouch.
Sagittarius [November 22 - December 21]
If you’re waxing and waning, opt for waxing. Your bikini line will thank you.
Capricorn [December 22 - January 19]
Don’t forget where you came from. Unless, of course, it’s somewhere embarrassing, like the trailer park.
Aquarius [January 20 - February 18]
When someone gives you a thumbs up, give them the finger.
Pisces [February 19 - March 20]
You’ve got to give a little to get a little. Time to give a little more *wink*