Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries [Mar 21-Apr 19]
Just keep swimming. Unless you can’t. Then you’re screwed.
Taurus [Apr 20-May 20]
Wiggle it. Just a little bit.
Gemini [May 21-June 20]
Crap. You’re going to bump into someone you’d rather not. It’s a small world, after all. Too. Damn. Small.
Cancer [June 21-July 22]
It’s time to change gears. And if you can’t find it? Grind it.
Leo [July 23-Aug 22]
There’s much ado about nothing at work. Ain’t that something? No it’s not.
Virgo [Aug 23-Sept 22]
You’ve got the right stuff. Strut it.
Libra [Sept 23-Oct 22]
Someone’s got to be the bad guy. It’s you. Goody.
Scorpio [Oct 23-Nov 21]
When you hear the 411 on a friend, you’re going to want to call 911.
Sagittarius [Nov 22-Dec 21]
You feel like you’ve been chasing your tail. Um, how about chasing someone else’s?
Capricorn [Dec 22-Jan 19]
Party like a rock star. Just don’t dress like one. You’re friends will laugh their ass off.
Aquarius [Jan 20-Feb 19]
When someone tells you to jump, you say, “what in the hell are you talking about?”
Pisces [Feb 19-Mar 20]
Your head is in the clouds. Who’s smoking the reefer?