Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries [Mar 21-Apr 19]
When it comes to dirty, you clean up nice.
Taurus [Apr 20-May 20]
The rumor mill is open for business. Better shut your trap.
Gemini [May 21-June 20]
The world isn’t the only thing you’re on top of this week.
Cancer [June 21-July 22]
Someone is meddling in your affairs. And it’s not fair. Don’t get mad, get even.
Leo [July 23-Aug 22]
You’re being swarmed. Warn those mf-ers that if they keep circling, you’ll sting.
Virgo [Aug 23-Sept 22]
You’ve got more crass than class. If someone doesn’t like it, they can kiss your ass.
Libra [Sept 23-Oct 22]
Dog is a man’s best friend. That’s why he’s treating you like one. Dick.
Scorpio [Oct 23-Nov 21]
You snooze, you lose this week. Too bad we’re not talking about weight, eh?
Sagittarius [Nov 22-Dec 21]
Ignorance IS bliss. Don’t give those bastards a second glance.
Capricorn [Dec 22-Jan 19]
A stranger turns out to be stranger than fiction. And ooooh, the friction!
Aquarius [Jan 20-Feb 18]
Honesty is not the best policy. Lie. Like a dog.
Pisces [Feb 19-Mar 20]
With your mind on money and money on your mind, just go ahead and get it, on credit.