Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries [Mar 21-Apr 19]
There’s bound to be risky business today. Wear clean underwear.
Taurus [Apr 20-May 20]
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Take that any way you want.
Gemini [May 21-June 20]
You can dance to the beat of your own drummer this week. But know that someone’s gonna laugh at you. Out loud.
Cancer [June 21-July 22]
Stressed is desserts spelled backwards. Boob is boob spelled backwards. Life is funny that way this week.
Leo [July 23-Aug 22]
Sparks fly when a guy catches your eye. Put out. Or put the fire out.
Virgo [Aug 23-Sept 22]
The stars align. Tonight’s going to be fine. Today? I really can’t say.
Libra [Sept 23-Oct 22]
There’s a fly on the wall. Proverbial or not, kill it. Dead.
Scorpio [Oct 23-Nov 21]
Kick it old school this week. But don’t hang out at your old school. That’s really freaking creepy.
Sagittarius [Nov 22-Dec 21]
Dance like no one is watching. But work it like they are.
Capricorn [Dec 22-Jan 19]
Give in to your cravings. Don’t purge the binge.
Aquarius [Jan 20-Feb 19]
You’re behind the eight ball this week. Get a pair and get the hell out of the way.
Pisces [Feb 19-Mar 20]
Feel the burn. Then put some ointment on it.