Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries [Mar 21-Apr 19]
Seems as if you’ve bitten off more than you can chew. Better spit it out in your napkin.
Taurus [Apr 20-Mar 20]
You’ve been talking the talk. Time to walk the walk. And hey, do you want some fries to go with that shake?
Gemini [May 21-June 20]
So much to do, so little time. Set your watch for happy hour.
Cancer [June 21-July 22]
Is your glass half full? Or half empty? Either way, it’s time to order up the next round from the bar keep.
Leo [July 23-Aug 22]
Whew! You’ve got a lot of energy. Work it it like a bunny.
Virgo [Aug 23-Sept 22]
Change is good, unless it rolls under your seat when you’re in the driveway at Starbucks. Better pay w/your credit card, eh?
Libra [Sept 23-Oct 22]
Stop being such a crab and shell out some clams, man.
Scorpio [Oct 23-Nov 21]
Enjoy the scenery. Then be a part of the scene. Be careful handling the props, if you know what I mean…
Sagittarius [Nov 22-Dec 21]
Wiggle it. Just a little bit.
Capricorn [Dec 22-Jan 19]
Skip out of work early for a workout. Have friends join you for few 12oz curls.
Aquarius [Jan 20-Feb 18]
The party won’t start ’til you walk in, and it won’t stop when you stumble out, either.
Pisces [Feb 19-Mar 20]
The sky’s the limit. But that limit has a pretty high interest rate, so spend wisely.