Frothygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries [Mar 21-Apr 19]
Take time for yourself. But not too much time, somebody else is bound to want into the bathroom soon.
Taurus [Apr 20-May 20]
Go MIA today, and don’t let anyone in on your ETA.
Gemini [May 21-June 20]
Stop whining. And start wine-ing.
Cancer [June 21-July 22]
Treat others as you’d like to be treated. And if you don’t mind being treated like shit, then that’s okay.
Leo [July 23-Aug 22]
Go for the gold. Just make sure it’s 14k.
Virgo [Aug 23-Sept 22]
Well, look at what the cat dragged in. Just don’t bend over to pick it up.
Libra [Sept 23-Oct 22]
If it looks like a skunk, walks like a skunk and smells like a skunk, it’s probably a skunk. Especially if it smells its own hole first.
Scorpio [Oct 23-Nov 21]
Watch your step. Because it’s pretty likely goo will end up on the bottom of your shoe if you don’t.
Sagittarius [Nov 22-Dec 21]
Run like the wind. Just don’t spit into it.
Capricorn [Dec 22-Jan 19]
Quit nit-picking. The nits don’t like it.
Aquarius [Jan 20-Feb 18]
If at first you don’t succeed, just give up. It’s so not worth it.
Pisces [Feb 19-Mar 20]
Don’t be afraid to ask for directions, just be afraid to follow them.