Spencer and Heidi: Now Insulting Native Americans!
Jesus, what is wrong with these two? I know everything they do is a calculated publicity ploy, but how do they even come up with this stuff? Just when you thought they couldn’t be any more despicable, they pull this trick out of their bag of douche: they have decided to give themselves Native American names.
From Yeeeah: Heidi Montag and husband Spencer Pratt have adopted native-American names. The Hills stars want to be known as White Wolf and Running Bear respectively from now on, their rep has confirmed. ‘[We] are getting more in-tune with our spirituality… and will be known as the name our creator has given us – our true native-American names,’ Spencer, 26, tells TMZ.
Spiritual? A cheese puff is more spiritual than these two. Since when is plastic synonymous with spirituality? How insulting to Native Americans. They must have someone who thinks of all these stupid things for them. I’m pretty sure that they could not be this imaginative. Seriously though, who wakes up and thinks, today I will name myself “Running Bear.”