Frothygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries [Mar 21-Apr19]
Status is everything. If you’ve got it, flaunt it, Status quo is a no-go this week.
Taurus [Apr 20-May20]
Sophistication is overrated. Lower the bar. In fact, hang out at the bar, whoever you are.
Gemini [May 21-June20]
Open up this week. Your windows, not your heart. When it comes to love, don’t even start.
Cancer [June 21-July22]
Every cloud has a silver lining. Why in the hell can’t it be gold?
Leo [July 23-Aug 22]
The lights are on but nobody’s home. Great time to break and enter, eh?
Virgo [Aug 23-Sept 22]
If you don’t have anything nice to say, post it in your facebook status.
Libra [Sept 23-Oct 22]
Resist the urge to binge. Well, unless it’s 9pm. And you’re alone. Then it’s you and the chips, baby.
Scorpio [Oct 23-Nov21]
Follow your own advice. Especially if you’re advising friends to loosen up, and have a drink. then, go ahead.
Sagittarius [Nov 22-Dec 21]
Take a picture, it’ll last longer. Just hide in the bushes while you’re taking it.
Capricorn [Dec 22-Jan 19]
If at first you don’t succeed. Screw it.
Aquarius [Jan 20-Feb 18]
Shop ’til you drop. Some serious Benjamins.
Pisces [Feb 19-Mar 20]
Dirty things up before you launch into spring cleaning. Really dirty.