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My Breast Announcement Ever!

March 10, 2010

Technology can be a wicked bitch, at least in my world.  I got out of a screening of The Green Zone (review up Friday) last night and decided to try out some of the equipment I purchased for the SXSW festival this weekend, namely a FLIP video camcorder.  I was talking to Jane today and we decided it might be fun to record a video blog (vlog) of sorts and put it up as things go down in Austin so you can share in our adventures.

I thought it might be nice to get an inaugural video under my belt prior to our departure, so I thought I’d do a quick announcement about SXSW.  I  had carefully read my owner’s manual the night before, so I knew that it was important to check the height of the camera.  I placed a water bottle (exhibit A) where I would be sitting and kept adding phone books (foreground of exhibit A) until I had the recorder exactly where I wanted it.

I pressed the record button and scurried around to my seat and to my amazement, I made it through our announcement the very first time through!  History has taught me that I should never get too smug about any technological endeavor I attempt, so I should have known.  I went to watch the video and-holy crap.

This is what you were supposed to see:

Shannon Hood

This is how it turned out.

I was pretty mortified, but I pretended like it turned out great and ran down to the basement to show Mr. Frothy my very first Flip Video.  He laughed so hard that I thought that he might start convulsing, and he demanded that I put it up on the site.  So here you go.

Let me just say that this is pretty typical of technology and me.  You might think that I planned this little caper.  If only. I’m simply not that clever.  Go ahead and have a chuckle at my expense today. And no mom, I didn’t get a boob job. It’s just the angle.

Exhibit A

Exhibit A:  Note the phonebooks in the foreground and the green water bottle where I was to be sitting.  I really thought I had plenty of clearance.


7 Responses to “ My Breast Announcement Ever! ”

  1. Pancake on March 10, 2010 at 8:47 am

    Shannon, Most Sublime,

    1. Your rack looks amazing.
    2. I laughed so hard I started choking.

    This is going to be fun!

  2. Shannon on March 10, 2010 at 9:19 am

    Pancake. A good bra does wonders. And yes, this is going to be a fun toy to have with us.

  3. hazzMatt on March 10, 2010 at 11:32 am

    I like that your chi-chis have a staring role.

    I’d like to see more articles by them, and maybe a “point / counterpoint” from each individually.


  4. Colorado Bill on March 10, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    Lovely dear, just lovely…

  5. anncine on March 11, 2010 at 3:54 am

    Next up, the ass cam.

  6. Mr. Pancake on March 11, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    I just nearly wet myself!

    Please keep Mrs. Pancake out of trouble this weekend!

  7. FrothyGirlzCJ on March 11, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    AH OOOOOOOOOOOOO GA! I’m sorry, what were you saying about a film fest? This is classic.