Frothygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries [March 21-April 19]
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Go ahead. LOL right now and see if anyone chimes in, weirdo.
Taurus [April 20-May 20]
Money can’t buy you love? Depends on the definition.
Gemini [May 21-June 20]
Don’t bite the hand that feeds you. Especially if that hand is feeding you dark chocolate.
Cancer [June 21-July 22]
Don’t let anyone get your goat. Or your goat cheese salad.
Leo [July 23-August 22]
Happiness is a state of mind. Do whatever it *ahem* takes to reach that state of mind.
Virgo [Aug 23-Sept 22]
Honesty is the best policy. If you don’t mind getting your ass kicked.
Libra [Sept 23-Oct 22]
A fool and his money are quickly parted, so take that blind date for all he’s worth.
Scorpio [Oct 23-Nov 21]
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. Do that man.
Sagittarius [Nov 22-Dec 21]
Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Guess you’d better go out for drinks with those bitches.
Capricorn [Dec 22-Jan 19]
Knowledge is power. So is your fist. Don’t be afraid to use it.
Aquarius [Jan 20-Feb 18]
Let a sleeping dog lie. But go through his wallet before you leave.
Pisces [Feb 19-March 20]
Life is not a dress rehearsal. So don’t leave the house without full makeup.