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Robert Pattinson is Allergic to Your Vagina!

February 23, 2010
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Robert Pattinson Details magazineWhat happens when you surround a blood-sucking drama boy with a harem of hotties? The sniffles.

In case you’ve been behind in your trash mag reads, Robert Pattinson recently spilled that his cover shoot for the March issue of Details brought about an allergic reaction of clitoric proportions. “I really hate vaginas,” the gaunt gender-bender gent said, “I’m allergic to vaginas.” Evidently, a 12-hour Brazilian wax bender on the tail of a booze bender does not stroke Pattinson’s ego. Or his anything.

Tween to twenty-something girls everywhere might likely be wishing theirs away right about now. I’m personally devoid of that Edward devotion. Girls, I say keep your va-jay-jays right where they are. If Pattinson-esque gents just aren’t that into vaginas, then revel in the fact that your lady part can likely repel ragamuffins like Robert.

And Zyrtec, stay out of this one.

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One Response to “ Robert Pattinson is Allergic to Your Vagina! ”

  1. Dawson on April 6, 2010 at 3:54 am

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