Frothygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Aries [March 21-April 19]
Go for the gold. Not the Olympic medal, the Goldschlager.
Taurus [April 20-May 20]
A guy skating around your relationship is okay. A guy skating around the rink in spandex is not.
Gemini [May 21-June 20]
Snow bored this week? So’s Shaun White – you’re in good company.
Cancer [June 21-July 22]
Opt for curling up with a good book over curling up with nbc’s coverage of curling.
Leo [July 23-Aug 22]
You win some, you luge some this week.
Virgo [Aug 23-Sept 22]
If someone teases you about being a hockey fan, puck them.
Libra [Sept 23-Oct 22]
Carrying a torch for someone is cool. Carrying it across country is just odd. Keep your relationships close to home, and let them be known.
Scorpio [Oct 23-Nov 21]
You’re skating on thin ice this week. Not the best time to attempt a proverbial triple-lutz.
Sagittarius [Nov 22-Dec 21]
If it’s good enough for Canada, it’s good enough for you. Pour that maple syrup on thick over your pancakes.
Capricorn [Dec 22-Jan 19]
It’s all downhill from here. If you’re skiing, that’s cool. But you’re probably not. Sucks to be you.
Aquarius [Jan 20-Feb 18]
Take pride in your country. Or, if you’d rather, the country your tequila is from.
Pisces [Feb 19-Mar 20]
If at first you don’t succeed this week, you’re screwed.