Frothygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Taurus [April 20-May 20]
Even the best laid plans go awry. But still plan on the ‘laid’ part, by all means.
Gemini [May 21-June 20]
Every cloud has a silver lining. And every gal needs some new silver jewelry.
Cancer [June 21-July 22]
Every picture tells a story. Check your teeth for spinach before someone takes yours.
Leo [July 23-Aug 22]
Everything in moderation this week. Especially cardio.
Virgo [Aug 23-Sept 22]
A closed mouth catches no flies. It doesn’t catch a shot of tequila, either. Keep your mouth, and your options, open.
Libra [Sept 23-Oct 22]
A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. Do that man.
Scorpio [Oct 23-Nov 21]
Beauty is only skin deep. Better make that facial appointment for this week.
Sagittarius [Nov 22-Dec 21]
A penny saved is a penny earned. Change IS good.
Capricorn [Dec 22-Jan 19]
Don’t be too quick to judge. Do be too quick to dvr Judge Judy.
Aquarius [Jan 20-Feb 18]
Don’t toot your own horn. In fact, don’t toot in public. At all.
Pisces [Feb 19-Mar 20]
Give credit where credit is due. Give your creditors the minimum monthly payment.