Gisele Is Perfect, Even While Birthing Babies
Gisele, are you just trying to be a bitch? Because I really can’t figure out why you would say some of the things you have been saying lately. Everyone knows you are perfect, beautiful, and rich. You are blessed with the ass of a teenager and breasts that look real. Now, you expect us to believe that the Gods in heaven smiled upon you once again and gifted you with the only completely pain-free delivery in the history of mankind. Jesus, I can’t take it. From CNN:
It “wasn’t painful, not even a little bit,” the supermodel, 29, said in an interview with the Brazilian TV show “Fantastico.” “The whole time, my head was so focused — every contraction, the baby is closer, the baby is closer. So, it wasn’t like, ‘Oh, what pain.’ It was, ‘With every contraction, he is getting closer to me.’ “
As if that wasn’t annoying enough, she also didn’t use any medications.
“I wanted to be conscious and present for what was happening,” she said. “I didn’t want to be anesthetized. I wanted to feel.”
Her recovery was also remarkably quick. “The second day, I was walking, I was washing dishes, I was making pancakes in the kitchen,” she said with a laugh.
Did you really have to say all this with a laugh? Didn’t you realize that now men will expect us to cook them pancakes 24 hours after birth, and we will be chastised if we dare feel pain during delivery. I can hear it now, “Gisele lost all the baby weight in forty-five minutes, Gisele cleaned her house the day after delivering a baby, Gisele’s husband did not have to pay extra money for an anesthesiologist. Why can’t you be more like her?”
Adding further insult is the fact that Gisele never had to wear maternity clothes, she was so tiny. I’ll bet a million bucks that she complains about how no women like her. Wonder why.