Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Taurus [April 20-May 20]
Go with the flow, it’s about that time.
Gemini [May 21-June 20]
Don’t be afraid to call the shots. Be afraid of paying the bar tab.
Cancer [June 21-July 22]
If you can’t stand the heat, well, you’re probably in hell.
Leo [July 23-Aug 22]
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Unless that bird poops in your hand.
Virgo [Aug 23-Sept 22]
If at first you don’t succeed, drink, drink again.
Libra [Sept 23-Oct 22]
Take a time out, then grab life by the balls [your pair is your call] and get back in the game.
Scorpio [Oct 23-Nov 21]
Quit dogging on ‘that girl’ and get your claws out – a cat fight oughta set things right.
Sagittarius [Nov 22-Dec 21]
Put one foot in front of the other. Repeat. See? You can talk the talk AND walk the walk.
Capricorn [Dec 22-Jan 19]
Cat got your tongue? Better hope that’s all.
Aquarius [Jan 20-Feb 18]
You’re bound to bump into an ex. It’s a small world, after all.
Pisces [Feb 19-Mar 20]
You are what you eat. Go back for seconds.