Comments on: Stars, They’re Just Like Us! (Especially Jessica Biel, Who Is Exactly Like Me.) http://frothygirlz.com/2010/01/28/jessica-biel/ Pop culture with an attitude Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:31:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Travis Naughton http://frothygirlz.com/2010/01/28/jessica-biel/comment-page-1/#comment-67 Travis Naughton Wed, 27 May 2009 16:49:01 +0000 http://02d737c.netsolhost.com/blog/?p=2144#comment-67 Ms. Pancakes, You and Ms. Biel are an inspiration to all of us who were born gorgeous beyond belief and punished for it. For too long we have had to downplay our deliciousness so that the commoners around us would not feel intimidated by our beauty. Our sacrifices have gone largely unreported by the mainstream media leading "normal" people to believe that it is easy to be the models of attractiveness that we are. Thank you for documenting the struggles of Ms. Biel and yourself. I feel now that I no longer have to suffer alone in my exceptional hotness. Although our incredible good looks have hindered our careers, I will draw inspiration from your words and allow myself to dream that a better life is possible for god-like people such as ourselves. Yours in Sexiness, Jane's Cousin-in-Law PS: If your sister is captivated by your magnificent ass, then you should probably make sure she never sees mine. I fear she might never recover. Ms. Pancakes,

You and Ms. Biel are an inspiration to all of us who were born gorgeous beyond belief and punished for it. For too long we have had to downplay our deliciousness so that the commoners around us would not feel intimidated by our beauty. Our sacrifices have gone largely unreported by the mainstream media leading “normal” people to believe that it is easy to be the models of attractiveness that we are. Thank you for documenting the struggles of Ms. Biel and yourself. I feel now that I no longer have to suffer alone in my exceptional hotness. Although our incredible good looks have hindered our careers, I will draw inspiration from your words and allow myself to dream that a better life is possible for god-like people such as ourselves.

Yours in Sexiness,

Jane’s Cousin-in-Law

PS: If your sister is captivated by your magnificent ass, then you should probably make sure she never sees mine. I fear she might never recover.

]]> By: anne almirall http://frothygirlz.com/2010/01/28/jessica-biel/comment-page-1/#comment-65 anne almirall Wed, 27 May 2009 13:45:21 +0000 http://02d737c.netsolhost.com/blog/?p=2144#comment-65 I have tried my entire life to look beyond your scorching beauty and appreciate your intellect and talent. All of our meaningful conversations must be played out on the phone. I am far too captivated by your magnificent ass to hear a word from your lips in person. Wish me well and hope that my bias will one day pass. Yours always, Jane's sister I have tried my entire life to look beyond your scorching beauty and appreciate your intellect and talent. All of our meaningful conversations must be played out on the phone. I am far too captivated by your magnificent ass to hear a word from your lips in person. Wish me well and hope that my bias will one day pass.

Yours always,
Jane’s sister

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