Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Taurus [April 20-May 20]
You could make do with what you have this week. Or you could make your way to the liquor store with your credit card…
Gemini [May 21-June 20]
Man can not live on bread alone. It needs to be dipped in infused olive oil and chased down with a bottle of merlot.
Cancer [June 21-July 22]
Make haste, not waste. Unless you’re wasted – then, by all means, be hasty.
Leo [July 23-Aug 22]
Mind your p’s and q’s. And your xxx’s.
Virgo [Aug 23-Sept 22]
Save for a rainy day. And when it rains, may the vodka pour.
Libra [Sept 23-Oct 22]
Some things are better left unsaid. Unless it’s snarky. Go ahead, whip them with your wit.
Scorpio [Oct 23-Nov 21]
Stop and smell the roses. Then pick up a dozen for yourself.
Sagittarius [Nov 22-Dec 21]
Roll with the punches. Unless that a-hole deserves a punch in the face.
Capricorn [Dec 22-Jan 19]
Patience is a virtue. That said, will you hurry your ass up, already?
Aquarius [Jan 20-Feb 18]
Pick your battles. And if the booger is ready, pick your nose.
Pisces [Feb 19-Mar 20]
Practice makes perfect. But what fun is perfect?