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Kate + Hate [her hair extensions]

January 11, 2010
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Keeping in step with her faux positive attitude, Kate Gosselin added 8 [how ironic is that]-ish inches to her hair last week, by way of extensions. And it looks about as authentic as her smile on the cover of People.

Generally after shedding a destructive habit or relationship, a gal’s likely to shed a few pounds, get a trim – you know, lose a thing or two to signify losing the loser in their life. But oddly enough, now that Kate has cut ties from the douchebag formerly known as her [doubtingly doting] husband Jon, she’s adopted the female equivalent of d-bag, hair-style.

The 20+ hours super-stylist to the stars [really, must she qualify here?] Ted Gibson spent weaving those Jessica Simpson-esque extensions into Kate’s skyscraper high and tight hausfrau ‘do, do nothing for her but make her look like a hussy. And the whores-hair, sorry – horse hair – extensions are about as awkward as her transition from young married to divorcee.

In short, this hair-extension-style is the equivalent of an Ed Hardy shirt – on your scalp.

Britney better served her public by shaving her head.

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3 Responses to “ Kate + Hate [her hair extensions] ”

  1. pancake on January 11, 2010 at 8:33 am

    Dewd, YES. One time I was at the security checkpoint in the PHX airport and the woman in front of me was having her suitcase searched. The contents of her parcel were being strewn about and they consisted solely of giant, blonde hair extensions. PILES of them. I think of that suitcase when I see this photo and I shudder.

  2. Sara on January 11, 2010 at 8:13 pm

    Hair today, goon tomorrow.

  3. Heidi on January 11, 2010 at 9:30 pm

    I would have loved to see that suitcase open! Kim from ‘real housewives of atl’ has a better weave. hell, elton john does, too…

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