Kate + Hate [her hair extensions]
Keeping in step with her faux positive attitude, Kate Gosselin added 8 [how ironic is that]-ish inches to her hair last week, by way of extensions. And it looks about as authentic as her smile on the cover of People.
Generally after shedding a destructive habit or relationship, a gal’s likely to shed a few pounds, get a trim – you know, lose a thing or two to signify losing the loser in their life. But oddly enough, now that Kate has cut ties from the douchebag formerly known as her [doubtingly doting] husband Jon, she’s adopted the female equivalent of d-bag, hair-style.
The 20+ hours super-stylist to the stars [really, must she qualify here?] Ted Gibson spent weaving those Jessica Simpson-esque extensions into Kate’s skyscraper high and tight hausfrau ‘do, do nothing for her but make her look like a hussy. And the whores-hair, sorry – horse hair – extensions are about as awkward as her transition from young married to divorcee.
In short, this hair-extension-style is the equivalent of an Ed Hardy shirt – on your scalp.
Britney better served her public by shaving her head.