I know, I know, you can hardly believe your good luck. Trust me, I feel the same way. I was perfectly content to scout for grotesque candidates that I could submit to the People of Walmart website, but now I get to play bingo at the same time! What have I done to deserve such riches of entertainment?
Now we just need an iPhone app so that we can compete in real-time with people at other Walmarts across the nation. Quick, some developer get on it, stat!
Pssst, a hot tip: if you go to the Walmart in Clinton, Missouri you will be able to complete this entire card before you get to the toy section.