Porno Marquee

Family Fun With Pancake

thanks to @tassoula on twitter for this pic

Happy new year, Dears!

The following post is about family.  It’s also a little bit about Christmas.  And naturally, given the subject matter,  it’s NSFW.

This holiday season found the Pancake Family making a familiar trek to my hometown where we joined relatives and friends for our traditional Christmas Night festivities.  We had much cause for celebration over the weekend, what with my sister’s excellent news (her fella liked it and put a ring on it, so to speak) and the arrival of my brother, who we just don’t see nearly enough of.

It was during one of our soirees that our brother Iago proposed that we play a game of his invention – one that he refers to as, “Porno Marquee”.  The rules of the game are simple:  you take a list of movies currently playing in the theater, one title per round – and change it in such a way that it becomes a viable porn title.  During the first round, everyone takes a turn at spinning the film title and then at the end of the round each person votes for the best one.  The winner then begins the next round with a new film title and you continue playing until people are either too tired or angry to go on.  (I think it was Alvin and the Chipmunks:  The Squeakquel, what finally broke us.) In the event that there should be a tie, the competitors must engage in a lightening round of sudden death until the loser is revealed by being stumped or otherwise sucking huge.  In a word, FUN!

I certainly hope that this becomes a new tradition in our family and I would encourage you to play this game amongst yourselves as well.  In spite of the fact that I failed to win even a single round (oh, it smarts) I am a terribly gracious loser and feel compelled to share the results of our inaugural game of Porno Marquee with you now, attractive readers.   May I have the singular joy of presenting to you the winning word-smithery begotten from our evening of merry-making and filth:

-The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus -> The Vaginarium of Dr. ParnASSus

-Sherlock Holmes -> A Guy Who Wears a Hat Who Fucks Other Guys

-It’s Complicated ->  It’s Cock-Related/It’s  Cumplicated (A Sticky Situation)

Alvin and the Chipmunks:  The Squeakquel ->  Fuck My Chipmunks, Please

-Nine ->  Gang Bang:   The Musical

-Avatar ->   Purple Pussy Eaters

-Up In the Air ->  Cocks on a Plane

I would like to congratulate Casey, Stanton, Kristin, Rich, Jackson, Mr. Pancake and Anne for their winnings – well-played, dear ones, well-played indeed.