Crabbygirlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Taurus [April 20-May 20]
You’ve got style. You’ve got class. If someone doesn’t agree – they can kiss your ass.
Gemini [May 21-June 20]
Keep your eyes open to a new opportunity. And when you see him, bat your lashes. A lot.
Cancer [June 21-July 22]
No bellying up to the bar for you this year until you get to the gym.
Leo [July 23-Aug 22]
Baby it’s cold outside. Time to buck up and buy a snuggie.
Virgo [Aug 23-Sept 22]
Time to start a new chapter in that big book we call life. Hope this one has some dirty parts.
Libra [Sept 23-Oct 22]
Time to start cleaning out your closet. The skeletons? They can stay in there, make no bones about it.
Scorpio [Oct 23-Nov 21]
There’s a hairy situation about to arise this week. Shave your legs [above the knee, even].
Sagittarius [Nov 22-Dec 21]
Like snowflakes, no two people are alike. But they’re all still pretty flaky.
Capricorn [Dec 22-Jan 19]
Stop dogging on a friend or you’ll be the one in the dog house.
Aquarius [Jan 20-Feb 18]
Guess who’s coming to dinner? No one. Time for takeout.
Pisces [Feb 19-Mar 20]
If someone suggests you drop a few pounds, I suggest you drop them on their ass.