Crabby Girlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Taurus [April 20-May 20]
Father Time’s watch must have stopped – because, damn, you look good!
Gemini [May 21-June 20]
Out with the old and in with the new this week. This includes love interests, shoes and that takeout in the back of your fridge.
Cancer [June 21-July 22]
Everything old is new again – hey, it’s the only way to put a positive spin on your outdated wardrobe.
Leo [July 23-Aug 22]
Ring in the new year with those you hold dear. Or a one night stand. Your call.
Virgo [Aug 23-Sept 22]
Cheers to the new year, and the same old couch you’re spending it on.
Libra [Sept 23-Oct 22]
Should old acquaintance be forgot? Yes, but then someone went and invented facebook.
Scorpio [Oct 23-Nov 21]
Party to the wee hours on new year’s eve – but know that you’ll be left with a wee amount of brain cells when it’s over.
Sagittarius [Nov 22-Dec 21]
Resolve to procrastinate. That’s a promise you can keep well into the new year. No rush.
Capricorn [Dec 22-Jan 19]
If others insist on a night of Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve just roll with it. We don’t know how long Dick will.
Aquarius [Jan 20-Feb 18]
There’s a reason old acquaintance[s] should be forgot. Don’t you dare try and remember.
Pisces [Feb 19-Mar 20]
Who needs noisemakers at midnight when you’re around?! Take this however you want it. No digression here…