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Every Kiss Begins with Kay, And Isolated Creepy Cabins

December 17, 2009

I’m not sure why I hate the new Kay Jeweler’s commercials so much.  There motto has always been “Every kiss begins with Kay” which in my head translates to “You’re only gettin’ a taste of this if you shell out some bling, playa. Cause if you like it you shoulda put a ring on it”.  But now their  motto seems to have become “Every restraining order begins with Kay”.

What they neglect to show is the part in the commercial involving the boyfriend, a shovel, and a tarp covering a girlfriend-shaped-lump.  ”If I can’t give you diamonds, no one can!”

Kay’s new “Love’s Embrace” ad campaign is almost as creepy as the Burger King’s ads showing “the King” lurking in a woman’s bedroom.

Maybe the two can just be combined and “the King” can help bury the body while they both enjoy a tasty burger.  And *that’s* why I should be in advertising.


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