Patton Oswalt Takes On ‘The Christmas Shoes’
So, here is the thing - I am a tad under the weather at the moment and presently (and perhaps due to the influence of the finest over-the-counter pharmaceuticals modern science has to offer, better living through Chemistry and all) the inside of my head sounds a lot like this. I think I may actually have that fancy Verge of Death Throat Cold Head Cold Death Cold Death Death that all the kids are talking about, but I am prone to exaggeration so we shall just say that my healthy constitution has done a bunk for the moment and leave it at that.
Which brings me to the matter of this post – in lieu of the insightful, poignent, mind-expanding literary content you have come to expect from me, I offer you this amusing and seasonally appropriate clip of Patton Oswalt discussing New Song’s cloying and disturbing contribution to Christmas, “Christmas Shoes”. Happy Holidays!
It’s not much, but it’s not nothing. (Warning, NSFW)