Crabby Girlz ‘Scopes of the Week
Looks to be a good week for that long winter’s nap. Tylenol PM is your best friend. Your chaser is your choice.
Taurus [April 20-May 20]
Keep your friends close and your enemies close enough to piss off.
Gemini [May 21-June 20]
The lights are on, but nobody’s home. So go ahead, jimmy the lock and drink from their liquor cabinet.
Cancer [June 21-July 22]
Relax this week. Put your feet up – but not in a compromising position.
Leo [July 23-Aug 22]
Keep your eye on the prize. And, when no one’s looking, put your hands all over it.
Virgo [Aug 23-Sept 22]
Someone’s been looking down their nose at you. Turn yours up at them.
Libra [Sept 23-Oct 22]
Put your best foot forward this week. Good excuse for a pedicure, eh?
Scorpio [Oct 23-Nov 21]
Chill with a acquaintance. Know that they won’t warm up to you if you act cold.
Sagittarius [Nov 22-Dec 21]
You’re the apple of someone’s eye. Too bad he’s such a worm.
Capricorn [Dec 22-Jan 19]
What’s love got to do with it? Lucky for you, nothing.
Aquarius [Jan 20-Feb 18]
When you get a wild hair this week, pluck it.
Pisces [Feb 19-Mar 20]
If the pillow talk is weak this week, opt for smothering over snuggling.