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Crabby Girlz ‘Scopes Of The Week

November 23, 2009

crab cartoon Aries [March 21-April 19]

Dance like no one’s watching. But keep your clothes on, because some freak just might be.

Taurus [April 20-May 20]

Tired of a friend bending your ear? Bend your elbow and it will drown them out – and your sorrows.

Gemini [May 21-June 20]

Sieze the day! And while you’re at it, sieze a pair of new shoes. Strappy ones.

Cancer [June 21-July 22]

Get that monkey off your back. Their nit-picking is about to drive you ape. A banana daquari might do the trick.

Leo [July 23-Aug 22]

There’s a twinkle in your eye. But a twitch in the other. Ain’t life a bitch?

Virgo [Aug 23-Sept 22]

Keep your chin up this week. Great. Now throw back that shot of tequila.

Libra [Sept 23-Oct 22]

Think the grass is greener on the other side? Fork their yard. Now who’s living the life? You, baby.

Scorpio [Oct 23-Nov 21]

Don’t judge a book by its cover. Judge it by it’s bad hair and botox.

Sagittarius [Nov 22-Dec 21]

Better safe than sorry this week. I think you know what we mean…

Capricorn [Dec 22-Jan 19]

Honesty is the best policy. Unless a little white lie will do the trick – just don’t lay it on too thick.

Aquarius [Jan 20-Feb 18]

Don’t bite off more than you can chew – until someone sets the pumpkin pie in front of you.

Pisces [Feb 19-Mar 20]

A picture is worth a thousand words. Better destroy that incriminating one. Quick.


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