8 My Little Ponies I Would Pay Someone to Make For Me
While researching for this week’s post (aka: crying and random google searches) I started thinking about Julie Taymor and the plays that she should direct when the Spider-Man musical finally becomes bankrupt once and for all. Of course, a live-action My Little Ponies musical immediately came to mind. Robert De Niro working a paper-machet pony puppet…who doesn’t love that? I had no idea that my beloved childhood toy had such a contemporary following; My Little Pony fanfiction?! My Little Ponies modified into awesome and sometimes scary new creations?! I was hooked and wanting more. So here are the eight My Little Ponies I want to see out on the market:
Obama- The first black President needs a My Little Pony (MLP) representation.
Tom Selleck- The hair says it all. And yes I’m referring to his immaculately styled head of hair…. AND his chest hair….GRRrrrrr!
Austin Scarlett- He’s practically a MLP already!
Bjork- As God is my witness I will have a Bjork-in-a-swan-dress MLP!
Charlton Heston- “GET YOUR PAWS OFF MY COLORFUL MANE, YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!”
BOWIE- Cha-cha-changes (into a pony). But, in all seriousness, this must happen. Bowie deserves, no, DEMANDS a MLP in his image.
Freddy Krueger- Who wants hooves when you can have hoofed knife hands!?!! And the stripped sweater does wonders to slim down a boxy pony figure.
Paris Hilton- Hopefully panties would be included.
Liberace- What could be better than rhinestones and ponies?!