8 My Little Ponies I Would Pay Someone to Make For Me

October 22, 2009
By Renee

By Renee

001dx9wzWhile researching for this week’s post (aka: crying and random google searches) I started thinking about Julie Taymor and the plays that she should direct when the Spider-Man musical finally becomes bankrupt once and for all.  Of course, a live-action My Little Ponies musical immediately came to mind.  Robert De Niro working a paper-machet pony puppet…who doesn’t love that? I had no idea that my beloved childhood toy had such a contemporary following; My Little Pony fanfiction?! My Little Ponies modified into awesome and sometimes scary new creations?!  I was hooked and wanting more.  So here are the eight My Little Ponies I want to see out on the market:

Obama- The first black President needs a My Little Pony (MLP) representation.

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Tom Selleck- The hair says it all. And yes I’m referring to his immaculately styled head of hair…. AND his chest hair….GRRrrrrr!

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Austin Scarlett- He’s practically a MLP already!

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Bjork- As God is my witness I will have a Bjork-in-a-swan-dress MLP!

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Charlton Heston- “GET YOUR PAWS OFF MY COLORFUL MANE, YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!”

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BOWIE- Cha-cha-changes (into a pony).  But, in all seriousness, this must happen. Bowie deserves, no, DEMANDS a MLP in his image.

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Freddy Krueger- Who wants hooves when you can have hoofed knife hands!?!!  And the stripped sweater does wonders to slim down a boxy pony figure.

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Paris Hilton- Hopefully panties would be included.

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Liberace- What could be better than rhinestones and ponies?!

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8 Responses to “ 8 My Little Ponies I Would Pay Someone to Make For Me ”

  1. Radge Bassart on October 22, 2009 at 10:33 am

    Firstly, who wouldn’t want an Austen Scarlett MLP? Secondly, I misread “As God is my witness,” as “As God is my waitress,” which just seems much more fitting.

  2. Donna on October 22, 2009 at 10:35 pm

    Very creative and mind-expanding.

  3. Renee on October 22, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    You can be sure that if given the chance I would make sure to leave God a big tip.

  4. Roomie on October 23, 2009 at 12:53 am

    Hilarious!!! I want them all!!! I do however think you left out one obvious MLP and if you could “turn back time” (oh yes, I said it) I think you would have added Cher to the list. The mane, the nose, the tail – it’s all there.

  5. Sara on October 23, 2009 at 8:30 am

    Remember My Little Pony babies? Think Chuckie as a representative of that one.

  6. cj on October 23, 2009 at 9:09 pm

    Great post! Don’t forget a Collector’s Edition of dead celebrity ponies. Michael Jackson, Anna Nicole, Billy Mays.

  7. Renee on October 23, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    I have the best Roomie! Also, CJ, I love you. Yes to the dead celebrity MLPs

  8. Rebecca on October 27, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Hilarious! It wouldn’t take much to turn Liberace into a MLP.

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