Project Runway Recap
On Lifetime, celebrating Pinot Grigio in the early afternoon
Top 3 Project Runway Episode 2 Moments:
1) Designing for Pregnant Women. I love how clueless the designers were when it comes to designing clothes for women who aren’t walking coat hangers. Because really, who doesn’t want to look like a walking bowling ball or chicken? My favorite moment from this week’s episode, the scene where the designers were all trying to place the pregnancy pad up around the rib cage; because if the movie Aliens taught us anything, it’s that parasites love ripening in a gal’s chest cavity.
2) And speaking of bowling bags and chickens. WTF?! Chicken thighs in the form of jophurs!?! Bowling bag-esq dresses that highlight your huge pregnant stomachs!?! Come on designers! These are not hard choices to make “Do I make my gorgous model look like a chicken or don’t I?” “Do I highlight my obscenely pregnant client’s tummy or don’t I?” Whatever happened to just making beautiful clothes?
3) Where in the world is Micheal Kors? Long-time Project Runway judge Michael Kors was absent this week, my guess, he was away on maternity leave. Or maybe at some industry home for wayward expecting mothers. Don’t’ worry Michael, we’ll still love you, even with some bastard child!