Extreme Calorie Loading: now sponsored by KFC

By Shannon

I assume that sales of the nausea-inducing bread bowl pasta from Domino’s have been clipping along,  because  it appears as though KFC is trying to one-up their menu challenged opponents and seize the gastronomic crown of glory from the hapless pizza chain.

This, friends, is the KFC Double Down.  It is the antithesis of the carb-centric pasta/bread bowl combo.  It scoffs at the futile efforts of some pesky pasta to inflict real bodily harm.  Pasta and processed carbs can make  you fat, but this, this can kill you.  Quickly.  Guaranteed to deliver a dose of cholesterol large enough to instantly clog a life-sustaining artery, it allows you to play a twisted  version of Russian Roulette.  Each bite is akin to pulling the trigger.  Each bite brings you one step closer to the shot that will deliver the lethal bullet. If you are risk-taker, a daredevil if you may, this is your sandwich.

According to foodgeekery, the sandwich has “A fried chicken patty, 2 slices of cheese, 2 slices of bacon, and another fried chicken patty”.  You’ll notice they left off the bread,  because that would be unhealthy.

There you have it,  the new poster child for gluttony.

I gained 5 pounds just writing that post.  I’d hate to see what happens if I eat the actual product.