The Edward Cullen life-sized wall decal: making stalkers hip!
By Shannon
Who wouldn’t want the shadowy silhouette of every tweener’s favorite stalker adorning their bedroom wall for all eternity? Now you can have your very own Edward Cullen decal creepily watching over you as you sleep, just like Bella! A reassuring “Be Safe” should keep parents from worrying that their daughter has latent intruder sex fantasies. Promoting the mindset that controlling and manipulative boyfriends are a-okay, every parent will be clamoring for one!
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This is AWESOME.